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UNSW Student Scrambles to Speed through 1 Week O-Week Holiday
After a horrible exam schedule we find June struggling to book flights to Melbourne
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BREAKING: UNSW to open world-first “no-gender” bathrooms
In a confusing move, the university announces new bathrooms designed to be used by no one at all.
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Arc's priorities Inside Out?
The SRC's posterboards on the Quad have been replaced with promotional material for Disney's upcoming Inside Out sequel.
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Noise's Top 10 Mace Designs
Multifunctional and Not Like Other Maces™ - what's not to love?
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Arc to introduce Stress More Week
Arc announces rebrand of termly Stress Less Week event in attempt to boost engagement.
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“Student Criticism might be bad for our reputation” says company financed by Qatar Airways, Big Four Banks, Police
Students are more than welcome to speak on the issues they’re passionate about, so long as it doesn’t reflect badly on an institution currently being investigated by ICAC.
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Noise Introduces EDM Officers: Your Constitutionally Appointed DJs
The Noise team wants to see better music tastes and less discrimination in clubs at UNSW. Here’s how we plan to solve both problems at once.